See, the moment I let one person I know write a Broadway Abridged script, everybody's going to want to write one. I've let the fricking floodgates open, I'm sure.

But, I'm willing to put up a guest script for this because
1. I give special priviledges to friends.
2. I have not seen the production in question.
3. I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than have to watch this production of The Glass Menagerie.
4. I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die than see another "thing" directed by David Leveaux.

No actual "update" today persay, but I do have two new things:

1. A FAQ. Answers to some of the common e-mails I've gotten in the past few months.
2. Personal Plug: I have a one-act play being produced the last two weeks of June, Wednesday through Sunday nights. Part of a very funny evening. If you liked my abridges... etc etc etc!