May 2005 Archives

Streetcar: The Musical

Cheap Tickets: Rush

I don't really feel like writing a blog today. Instead, I've decided to fill this space with a quote:

I am just a lonely paperboy,
No romance do I seek;
I just wanted forty cents for my
Deliveries last week;
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paperboy to do?
- Apu "Streetcar! The Musical"

Broadway Abridged Shorts?

I'd like to introduce you to my newest article of clothing:

$79.95 plus s/h!


Nah, the Broadway Abridged Shorts are not being sold as merch. But these are new; I put these on to abridge shows that aren't worth a full abridgement. Maybe, like The Audience, they are too obscure. Or maybe it's like Hurly Burly, which will get the shorts treatment just because it's a play.

So there you go, the answer to the oft-asked question, "who don't you abridge plays too?" Now we do.

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A Streetcar Named Desire: Abridged
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Streetcar: The Musical
Cheap Tickets: RushI don't really feel like writing a blog today. Instead, I've decided to fill this space with a…
Broadway Abridged Shorts?
I'd like to introduce you to my newest article of clothing:$79.95 plus s/h! Nah, the Broadway Abridged Shorts are not…
Hurly Burly: Abridged
HURLY BURLY ABRIDGED From the "Broadway Abridged Shorts" Archives By Gil Varod SCENE: THE 80S. WITH VERY 80S WALLPAPER…

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