Broadway is Expensive. Times Square is a pain to walk through. Intermission isn't enough time to scarf down that $12 Watered-Down-Mojito which you can't bring to your seat. And that jerk in front of you is going to give a standing ovation to a reading of the telephone book. Why bother? We give you each of your (not so)
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May 2005 Archives

Streetcar: The Musical

By Gil on Thursday, May 19, 2005

Cheap Tickets: Rush

I don't really feel like writing a blog today. Instead, I've decided to fill this space with a quote:

I am just a lonely paperboy,
No romance do I seek;
I just wanted forty cents for my
Deliveries last week;
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paperboy to do?

- Apu "Streetcar! The Musical"

Broadway Abridged Shorts?

By Gil on Monday, May 2, 2005

I'd like to introduce you to my newest article of clothing:

$79.95 plus s/h!

Nah, the Broadway Abridged Shorts are not being sold as merch. But these are new; I put these on to abridge shows that aren't worth a full abridgement. Maybe, like The Audience, they are too obscure. Or maybe it's like Hurly Burly, which will get the shorts treatment just because it's a play.

So there you go, the answer to the oft-asked question, "who don't you abridge plays too?" Now we do.

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Streetcar: The Musical: Cheap Tickets: RushI don't really feel like writing a blog today. Instead, I've decided to fill this space with a…
Broadway Abridged Shorts?: I'd like to introduce you to my newest article of clothing:$79.95 plus s/h! Nah, the Broadway Abridged Shorts are not…
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