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Discounts!

By Gil on Friday, Aug 10, 2007 | 0 Comments
Other theatre blogs rarely seem to talk about the industry based on what offers they received in the e-mail recently.
  • Goldstar members get first chance at tickets in Les Misérables' fall sale--over a 50% discount, exclusive for Goldstar customers! Full Price: $66.50 - $111.50, Our Price: $31.50 - $66.50
Interesting. I guess Les Mis isn't really the obvious open run that I thought it was again.
And this:
  • A limited number of Grease Opening Night Tickets are now on-sale to Audience Rewards members. Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to see the Opening Night Performance of the Show That You Want, with the Stars that you chose, Max Crumm and Laura Osnes.
A friend wondered why they couldn't find enough family and friends and industry people to go to Grease's opening night. I gave them the benefit of the doubt, noting that anybody can buy limited tickets to a Broadway Show's opening night.
I actually went to Wedding Singers' opening night some time back. I won a BroadwayWorld.com contest for coming up with a new `80s word. Mine was the verb to "beuller":
  • Definition: to be able to get through a seemingly-impossible situation, the kind of situation that is so implausible it could only be written by John Hughes.
  • Sentence: What do you mean I can't skip work with an excuse about going to visit my "cousin" Michael J. Fox, then get into Shea Stadium by pretending I'm Jon Bon Jovi, be invited to throw the first pitch via a total snafu involving a Cabbage Patch Kid bribe, and then take Bo Jackson's Limo home... I can totally Bueller that.

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