Broadway is Expensive. Times Square is a pain to walk through. Intermission isn't enough time to scarf down that $12 Watered-Down-Mojito which you can't bring to your seat. And that jerk in front of you is going to give a standing ovation to a reading of the telephone book. Why bother? We give you each of your (not so)
favorite Broadway shows, ten minutes at a time.

Andrew Lloyd Webber is a crappy, crappy liar.

By Gil on Thursday, Jun 14, 2007 | 4 Comments

Genius Cat Destroys Lloyd Webber's Phantom Sequel Score

My technology experiences have led me to believe that you can save most "corrupt" computer data if you have enough money to do it.

Shame that Andrew Lloyd Webber is so poor.

[If you missed my Broadway Abridged Live post earlier today, read that.]

4 Comments

Laura | June 14, 2007 8:39 PM

Best. Cat. Ever.

Anonymous | June 15, 2007 5:07 PM

It's an omen! Take heed, ALW, admit defeat now, before it's too late, or you'll have more than kittens to worry about.

Anonymous | June 16, 2007 10:25 PM

I think Otto may be my personal hero.

Alexandra | June 18, 2007 11:55 PM

That cat is obviously a messenger sent by (insert higher power here) to let ALW know that he's past his prime. Hail Otto.

Oedipus for Kids in Concert at 54 Below: 96 Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes;…
January Broadway Closings 2016>2017: If you're not going to close a show in January, when are you? I still find this list interesting, and…
Shakespeare in the Square--Romeo and Juliet: Shakespeare in the Square, a group of performers that originally began as an NYU student club, is exiting the university…
January Broadway Closings 2014>2015: First off, since I keep getting this question: Broadway Abridged is indeed (obviously) on a break, at minimum. I'm working…