Aida the Movie - Broadway Abridged

This sounds like it just might be worse than the stage show was....

Beyonce in Aida... (scroll down more than half way... till the Tarzan picture)

In other news, sometimes I look at my webstats to see who's linking, when traffic hits, etc. Interesting to note for the month of June...

223 people who found this website searched "Jonathan Groff Gay"
38 came here with "lea michele sex scene"
26: "idina menzel pregnant"
and 167 people actually searched "Broadway Abridged"! Woot!

A fair amount of searches are for scripts to Broadway shows. That's normal.

These not so much, with only a few searches each...

audra mcdonald white father
parker posey wallpaper
how to do asshole sex
laura jordan
(interesting, because though Laura appears in an abridge it's not by her actual name)
what s the monkey s name in the broadway play wicked?
orchestra music in palace scene of coming to america
actual fucking in spring awakening
sir lancelot is not a real person give a reason why
gil varod (WHO IS GOOGLING ME? Oh that's probably myself)
frank langella let himself go
gil de la tourette (WHO IS GIVING ME TOURETTES?)
will this bewitching floozy seduce this humble newsie
genital cuffs picture
on the glass menagerie what was laura blows out the candles what that symbolism
(Yeah what was that? "Symbolism"? Seriously what WAS that?)
singing voice change when pregnant

I've excluded dozens and dozens of variations of people who are searching to see if Spring Awakening castmates are gay, naked, or both.

2 Comments

Lynne | July 13, 2007 11:14 PM

Hey, Gil. I just wanted to thank you. Having been introduced to Spring Awakening on the Tony Awards this year, I was really interested in finding out more about it, and especially reading the script after having heard the CD. Although I didn't find the actual script, I found your take on it, and it helped me figure out the plot, who's doing what and when, etc. In addition, it made me laugh a whole lot. Thank you for taking the time to provide us all with your humor!

Gil | July 16, 2007 9:22 AM

If musical creators actually posted the scripts to their shows on the internet, nobody would have ever found Broadway Abridged.