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Movie studios are possibly more idiotic than Broadway... um... studios...

By Gil on Monday, Oct 15, 2007 | 1 Comment

Here's a real life conversation that actually happened in real life for real:

         Warner Bros. Executive #1
When should we release the Sweeney Todd Movie?

         Warner Bros. Executive #2
Hmm.

         Warner Bros. Executive #3
Let's do it on Halloween!

         Warner Bros. Executive #1
(fires a pistol into skull of Executive #3)

         Warner Bros. Executive #2
That'll teach you to make use of common sense.

         Warner Bros. Executive #1
Right.  December 21st it is.

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Colleen | October 15, 2007 7:46 PM

Well, nothing says "Merry Christmas" like murder and cannibalism

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