Movie studios are possibly more idiotic than Broadway... um... studios...

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Here's a real life conversation that actually happened in real life for real:
         Warner Bros. Executive #1
When should we release the Sweeney Todd Movie?

Warner Bros. Executive #2
Hmm.

Warner Bros. Executive #3
Let's do it on Halloween!

Warner Bros. Executive #1
(fires a pistol into skull of Executive #3)

Warner Bros. Executive #2
That'll teach you to make use of common sense.

Warner Bros. Executive #1
Right. December 21st it is.

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