Sutton Foster, you are dead to me

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Shrek? Come on, it's not even Disney!

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No!! Please don't do this Sutton!! Why should she ruin her good name with a piece of junk like this??? I just died inside...
It is a weird choice, yes, but it won't ruin her career. If Jeanine Tesori, Thoroughly Modern Millie aside, is doing the music for this, then there might be some hope for Shrek The Musical. I can't even imagine another person in the role of Fiona, now that I think about it.
Honestly, I don't think there's much that can ruin her career right now. She was on Conchords!!! Also, she kept her head quite above water in Young Frankenstein. Even those who've become Disney-on-Broadway's personal bitches are still without their careers ruined.Hey, how come Sutton hasn't been in some strange obscure off-Broadway play yet? Seems about time...
I'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt before I think completely that this is a piece of...junk... musical.If anyone can make it work, as Fiona, it would be Sutton.Although, I could definetly see Celia Keenan-Bolger in the role.
If Millie didn't ruin her career, then Shrek certainly won't.
I didn't mean ruin her career. Ruin her name. Or taint it, to be exact. And I liked Millie. But I agree, if anyone could pull this off, it would be Sutton. Now who will be her Shrek?
Who will be her Shrek?It depends if they keep with their original idea of having random people send in tapes of themselves doing Shrek impressions.How I wish I wasn't making that up.
I'm voting Dan Fogler for Shrek. I love that guy.
Me too, but he may be above all this now...
Balls of Fury is above Shrek now?
She has a weird habit of being in shows that bomb or suck really bad. Examples include Little Women and Young Krappystein. (Course, TMM and DC are exceptions...)
Oh yeah, TMM was just gold, wasn't it...

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