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By Gil on Friday, Jul 11, 2008 | 3 Comments

Co-starring Kristin Scott Thomas and Peter Sarsgaard.

OK, this is important: am I the only one who can't keep from pronouncing it "Peter Sarsgaaaarrrrdddd!" like I'm a pirate?

Edit: Here it is!

3 Comments

gruyere | July 12, 2008 11:21 AM

When he hosted SNL last year, there was a sketch based around this--he was invited to be the keynote speaker at a pirate convention because of his name.

franklinshepard | July 16, 2008 4:22 PM

My favorite joke in that sketch was when one of the pirates asked him what his favorite bestiality website was, in hopes that he'd say "Barrrrrrrrnyarrrrdlove.com."

Gil | July 16, 2008 4:32 PM

Found it. Added the clip into the post.

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