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Another musical that is never actually going to be on Broadway

By Gil on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 | 2 Comments

Flava Flav to grace Broadway with musicalized Flava of Love

Check this out:

"Both Boardway powerhouses, the Netherlanders and Shownfelds are said to be interested and neither wants to let the other have a crack at what both acknowledge would be a goldmine."

I always find that it's best to trust a source that can't figure out how to spell "Broadway".

2 Comments

Anonymous | May 14, 2009 8:16 AM

Gil - did you look at the date this article was published?

Gil | May 14, 2009 9:35 AM

Alas, no I didn't.

I suppose that with the Trump musical and the Obama musical, I really did believe that producers would (momentarily) think this was a good idea to bring in the tourists.

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