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Dave Itzkoff and Erik Piepenburg are Assholes

By Gil on Wednesday, Jun 24, 2009 | 4 Comments
Piepenburg is an asshole for running his mouth about how Lupone should grin and bear it when theatergoers are being assholes.

Itzkoff is an asshole for avoiding the fact that 3 out of 4 NYTimes.com commenters agreed with Lupone about Piebenburg being an asshole.

Assholes.

[By the way, it was a concert. This wasn't stopping a musical during a pivotal scene. She stopped her own concert! Who cares?]

4 Comments

William | June 24, 2009 5:26 PM | Reply
She stopped her own concert! Who cares?

You nailed it there, Gil. Redic.
Gil | June 25, 2009 8:15 PM | Reply
Dude when they thumbnail it, it totally looks like you're pickin' yer nose in your profile pic.

Awesome.
William | June 25, 2009 8:18 PM | Reply
::thinks he just got zinged by Gil:: Life is amazing.
schizophrenic0 | June 25, 2009 10:16 PM | Reply
I admit I was slightly on the fance about her doing it during Gypsy, but if it's her concert, she has complete control. My experience would be far more ruined by some asshole texting than by her calling him out for it.

Personally, I think people should have to check their electronics when they go into a theater.

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