So I realized that in the next 6 weeks or so, I am going to have to finally write an Abridged Script of Phantom of the Opera. I already hit the other 2 biggies (Rent and Les Mis) so it just seems right to complete the "trifecta".

Which means I'll have to watch it again. It's still on Broadway; I have no excuse.

So here's where I turn to you, viewers. Why not make a donation towards my ticket so I can write Phantom Abridged? I'm doing it for you. Yes, you. Paypal here:

I would like to donate $6 $12 $25 towards your ticket purchase,
because I feel bad that you have to watch Phantom of the Opera again.

And if you're still not convinced: helping me will be Jennifer Lynn Jordan, who wrote the Les Mis Abridged with me, and who co-authors the webcomic Darwin Carmichael is Going to Hell.

Come on. Frankly, sitting through this dreck again is like giving a kidney. You'd pay $6 for a kidney right? Thought so. So donate!

(Anybody who donates $25 gets an autographed copy of Phantom Abridged mailed to them, Samsung-printed on the finest printer paper Costco can buy, with a poor attempt at a hand-scrawled Phantom logo on the title page.)