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Hair: Abridged

By Gil on Monday, Nov 30, 2009 | 1 Comment

Are you in a bad mood because you're looking for that special someone at the end of that always-dreary month of November? HAIR will cheer you right up! You'll get to see someone naked, a man with strong hands will rub your scalp lovingly, and a cute stranger will touch you in confusing ways as you hear droning on about moving to Canada for political reasons. Why, it's like being in a relationship and in the year 2007 all at once!

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1 Comment

Brett | December 3, 2009 9:18 PM

Great script; I especially liked the Jonathan Groff/Gavin Creel reference. Hilarious!

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