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Special Guest Post from Ben Brantley!

By Gil on Thursday, Feb 11, 2010 | 1 Comment

Hi everyone,

I just wanted to clarify myself in the most recent New York Times column I wrote where I said that I feel the pain of those people whose cellphones ring during the middle of a show. Many of you thought this meant that I, the most powerful man in NY Theater, was condoning cell phone use. So I thought I should set the record straight.

It's only okay if they're my friends, and they didn't have to pay a single dime for their ticket.

Thank you,

BEN BRANTLEY

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Anonymous | February 22, 2010 10:18 AM | Reply
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