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Gary Coleman Died. What will Avenue Q do now?

By Gil on Friday, May 28, 2010 | 1 Comment

                      BRIAN
Hold on, I'll get the super.  YO, GARY!

                      GARY (O.S.)
Yeah I'm comin' I'm comin'.

                      Music: da da da DA!

                      PRINCETON
Oh my God, it's Gary Coleman!

                      GARY
              (smiling widely)
Yes I am.

                      PRINCETON
But I thought you died from a--

                      GARY
Shh.
              (sings)
I'M GARY COLEMAN, FROM TV'S DIFFERENT STROKES
I MADE A LOTTA MONEY THAT GOT STOLEN BY MY FOLKS
THEN I FAKED MY DEATH, THOSE CASHCALL ADS
MADE ME THE BUTT OF ALL JOKES.
BUT I'M HERE
THE SUPERINTENDENT
ON AVENUE Q...

                      ALL
IT SUCKS TO BE YOU!

1 Comment

Elliott | July 24, 2010 11:44 AM

omfg, I was wondering that the other day!

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