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Les Miserables The Movie: Abridged

By Gil on Friday, Jan 4, 2013

"Papa, Mister Hooper's camera is getting awfully close. "
"Yes Cosette, that's called a 'bad touch'."

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The 2011 Tony Awards: Abridged

By Gil on Monday, Jun 13, 2011 | 6 Comments

Let's imagine something. It's a world where Television shows, Movies, and Theatre each have their own award nights where they do stuff on a stage.

Imagine if, just once, the Theatre award night was the one that schooled the others on how to do stuff on a stage?

Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, it's about time.

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American Idiot: Abridged

By Gil on Tuesday, Oct 5, 2010 | 7 Comments

Special thanks to American Edit for the soundclip.

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Les Miserables The Movie: Abridged: "Papa, Mister Hooper's camera is getting awfully close. ""Yes Cosette, that's called a 'bad touch'."…
The 2011 Tony Awards: Abridged: Let's imagine something. It's a world where Television shows, Movies, and Theatre each have their own award nights where they…
American Idiot: Abridged: Special thanks to American Edit for the soundclip.…
South Pacific: Abridged: SOUTH PACIFIC ABRIDGED OR THE MOST HAPPY WAR! By Gil Varod and Megan Avery SCENE: OVERTURE. The stage pulls…