Broadway Abridged: scripts Archives

The 2011 Tony Awards: Abridged

By Gil on Monday, Jun 13, 2011 | 6 Comments

Let's imagine something. It's a world where Television shows, Movies, and Theatre each have their own award nights where they do stuff on a stage.

Imagine if, just once, the Theatre award night was the one that schooled the others on how to do stuff on a stage?

Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, it's about time.

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Brief Encounter: Abridged

By Gil on Monday, Nov 1, 2010 | 0 Comments

If anybody hears about that jugband doing a concert, please let me know, I will totally pay to see them do 60 minutes of music.

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American Idiot: Abridged

By Gil on Tuesday, Oct 5, 2010 | 7 Comments

Special thanks to American Edit for the soundclip.

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La Bete: Abridged

By Gil on Sunday, Oct 3, 2010 | 0 Comments

Dear William Shakespeare,
You have an excuse for your writing often being inaccessible. It is about 400 years old. At the time, it was more accessible. So, good job.

Sincerely,
Broadway Abridged.

Dear David Hirson,
You wrote La Bete 19 years ago.
We just thought that you might not have been aware.

Sincerely,
Broadway Abridged

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The Colin Quinn Show: Abridged

By Gil on Tuesday, Sep 21, 2010 | 1 Comment

                           THE COLIN QUINN SHOW: ABRIDGED
                            A "Broadway Abridged" Script
                                                            By Gil Varod






            SCENE: THE HELEN HAYES THEATER.


                                   NOBODY
                          (cares)


                                        BLACKOUT.

NYTimes: That’s the Deal: Colin Quinn Show, Directed by Jerry Seinfeld, Headed to Broadway