BLITHE SPIRIT: TWEETED
                           A @BwayAbridged Script. Sorta.
                                                          By Gil Varod





    

      

        
 
        

          

            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett OMG guys Angela
              Lansbury's gonna tell fortunes.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              JayneAtkinson Xcept we think
              she iz a quack! Wanna come?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              WalterCronkitesDtrInLaw I can
              haz attend?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              SimonJones I also can haz
              attend?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys is having a
              cucumber sandwich. THE BEST!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              SimonJones hey did u knows I
              was 
              @ArthurDent in Hitchhikers on
              BBC radio n TV?! its true!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys I iz gonna
              contact dead ppl k? small child helps.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys also
              grammofone. I heart grammofone!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              JayneAtkinson lol 
              @OldAndWith5Tonys, ur dance is
              totes hilarious.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys hey, can
              everyone hear da dead ppl banging on table, from seance?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              JaneAtkinson yup we all did!
              so howc'm we still don't believe u is rly fortune tellr, 
              @OldAndWith5Tonys?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys oh I dunno.
              I is gunna dance more ok?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstnEbersl (Christine
              Ebersole Dead) is now following your updates on Twitter. You may follow
              DeadCrstnEbersl by clicking on the follow button on their profile.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett no! She iz my
              DED WIFE!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              JayneAtkinson WTF?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett Follow 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              JayneAtkinson
              @RupertEverett Twitter says
              user not exist. FailWhale mebbe?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @JayneAtkinson no 4 serius she
              gotz an account!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys guyz howcome
              I dont gots more linesssss
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl 
              @RupertEverett omg I missed
              you!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @JayneAtkinson I swer she's
              there! Look!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl ok i'll move
              stuff n make it fly around
            
            

              

                
              
              

              JayneAtkinson holyshit stuff
              iz flyingz! i dunnah believe
            
            

              

                
                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys come on
              gimme more linesssssssssss
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl when u died u
              were rly young howcome now u not young now?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl 
              @RupertEverett dat wuz many
              years ago. i iz older now.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl But 
              @OldAndWith5Tonys was talking
              to little girl. lil girl not growd up. I thought dead dont age.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett iz
              confoosed.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl mebbe i iz
              too old for part? i iz funny tho.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl totes!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys more
              linesssssssssss or i dunnah get a tony! :(
            

            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl 
              can I sing when curtain iz down?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl ok!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              JayneAtkinson 
              @OldAndWith5Tonys howcome 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl came back frm
              dead?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys 
              @JayneAtkinson cuz someone
              wanted her come back frm dead! maybe 
              @RupertEverett?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett No is not me! I
              dunnah want 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl here!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              JayneAtkinson 
              @RupertEverett U don't look
              like you dunnah want her here. u don't look upset @ all! RU lying or RU
              just crappy acting?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @JayneAtkinson mebbe boff? heh
              heh
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl 
              @RupertEverett where went 
              @JayneAtkinson?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @DeadCrstneEbersl she's took
              car. vroom vroom. y u ask?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl OMG I wanted
              u ded cuz I was lonely! insted i killd 
              @JayneAtkinson!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys Dead person
              killed living person? WTF?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett my wife died,
              but still i iz so calm. i gonna go nap nap.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              SimonJones #
              followfriday 
              @WalterCronkitesDtrInLaw 
              @JayneAtkinson 
              @THE_REAL_SHAQ 
              @RupertEverett
               @OprahInMyPants.

            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys 
              From twitpic.com/CrappyBlitheSpiritMarketing
 ud never know dis is dark comedy about bimbo blonde coming back frm dead who wants 2 kill hr husband cuz shes lonely. 
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys 
              marketing FAIL.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              THE_REAL_SHAQ It takes 2 to
              make the things go right Bun ba bun bun It takes 2 to make it outta sight
              Ba ba bun bun Rob base
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadJayneAtknsn I change my
              twitter name. S'ok, Twitter updates follow 4 u!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @OldAndWith5Tonys howcome 
              @DeadJayneAtknsn here now?
              :(
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys 
              @RupertEverett i think 
              @DeadJayneAtknsn here cuz you
              want her here. can't tell. mebbe if u acted harder?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett 
              @OldAndWith5Tonys I CAN SHOUT
              RLLY LOUD ALLOFSUDDEN IS THAT GOOD ACTING?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys 
              @RupertEverett no.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadJayneAtknsn i wanna go to
              dead ppl world. 
              http://twitpic.com/deadwrldx7
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl 
              @DeadJayneAtknsn me too! looks
              awesome. but how
              we leave?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl 
              @DeadJayneAtknsn We need find
              person who made u 2 come here. o hallo 
              @RupertEverett
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett was not
              me!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RandomServant o it was me.
              lol i bumped into table.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl wtf deux ex
              machina
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys OK now I
              blocked 
              @DeadCrstnEbersl 
              @DeadJayneAtknsn
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett Me too! I iz
              gonna go vacationz k?
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadCrstneEbersl I is angry!
              I gunna shake bookcases!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadJayneAtknsn o me too. I
              gunna drop Chandelier.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              DeadRprtEverett I changed my
              twitter name. S'ok, Twitter updates follow 4 u!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              Chandelier nono I only droppd
              2 feet is ok.
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett @Chandelier oh my bad i
              thought u was gonna kill me
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OprahInMyPants Woke up smiling. Hugh Jackman is on Friday live in my pants with us!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              RupertEverett hey everyone
              change ur profile pic purple 4 my 2 ded wifes!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              WalterCronkitesDtrInLaw
              everyone change ur profile pic purple 4 @RupertEverett's 2 ded wifes!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              SimonJones everyone change ur
              profile pic purple 4 @RupertEverett's 2 ded wifes!
            
            

              

                
              
              

              OldAndWith5Tonys ugh howcome
              its not working
            
            

              

                
              
              
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