EXIT THE KING ABRIDGED
THE ABSURDIST'S NAP
From the "Broadway Abridged" Shorts Archives
By Gil Varod
SCENE: THE ETHEL BARRYMORE THEATRE.
ANDREA MARTIN AS A NUDGE
Oh, my inexplicably 400-year-old king, we have terrible news!
Lauren Ambrose, you are my prettiest wife, tell me this news?
POOR-MAN'S AMY ADAMS
(whining, but with "crying
Your kingdom is having earthquakes or something.
FUNNY GUY IN KNIGHT OUTFIT
THE KING NOTES THAT THIS CAN REPRESENT WHATEVER HE WISHES IT
(like she just woke up from a
Also you're going to die by the end of the play.
Two hours pass.
ALSO, GEOFFREY RUSH GETS A TONY
FOR MUGGING AND THEN BEING DEAD.