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The Colin Quinn Show: Abridged

By Gil on Tuesday, Sep 21, 2010 | 1 Comment

                           THE COLIN QUINN SHOW: ABRIDGED
                            A "Broadway Abridged" Script
                                                            By Gil Varod






            SCENE: THE HELEN HAYES THEATER.


                                   NOBODY
                          (cares)


                                        BLACKOUT.

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Classic Broadway Abridged Scripts

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Livia Lavachi | September 21, 2010 9:52 PM

Ok, that's mean. (but I'm still laughing)

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The Colin Quinn Show: Abridged

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Classic Broadway Abridged Scripts

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